Guy Redman wrote a book, fell and hit his head, now he can’t remember writing it, and I’m sick of this shit. What have I become? I had a dream my life would be so different from this hell I’m living now. I quit.
Alan Lullaby, inventor of That's What She Said
I often keep each episode’s guest a secret, but let me tell you, this one was so very hard. I’ve been so worried it might leak out. You wouldn’t believe the worry I felt, I mean I was stiff with it. And we had such a good chat, it’s not like he was just in and out. No, he gave it to me good. I feel so satisfied after such a rough time, to be able to say my guest this week is the inventor of the phrase “That’s What She Said”.
Stu Perry, Legendary Sitcom Writer
This week's guest is Stu Perry, writer of such classic sitcoms as 'Only Swings and Roundabouts' and 'Some Uncles Do Shave 'Em'. He's here to promote the 50th anniversary of Trouble At Mill, and to express some OPINIONS about today's comedy shows.
Seany Stubbs, Deprivation Tank Specialist
Seany Stubbs is purveyor of new age science, including Deprivation Tanks - which sees the user submerged in a lightless, soundless tank of water for extended periods of time. Ever the cutting edge journalist, Stephen volunteers to try this new treatment for the benefit of YOU, the listeners.
Charlie Oftensen, Poltician and Cultist
Welcome to a contractually obligated third season. Charlie Oftensen is a progressive young candidate who was doing well in the polls until it came out he was into some seriously weird shit. Like, weirder shit than politicians are usually into.
A Christmas Special
In a special festive episode, Steven visits his estranged father on his deathbed, to settle their differences once and for all.
Season Finale - Return of the Bank Robber
Ever the journalist, Stephen has arranged a one-on-one phone interview with Alastair Vombost, the bank robber who held him hostage and nearly killed him in last season’s gripping finale. What will Alastair have to say for himself? Will Stephen get closure on this traumatic event from his past? Will that weird mole on his neck ever go away? Listen and find out!
Gable Stewart, Vlogger
Gable Steward, better known on the internet as Spidert*tzz, joins Stephen to talk about vlogging and how that’s a word/profession that we’re all supposed to take seriously
A Real Life Superhero
That's right, true believers! This week Stephen gets the inside scoop on a real-life masked vigialnte who has made a vow to clean up the streets. Hear about such terrifying villains as The Ice Cream Man, and Those Scally Kids Who Hang Around On Street Corners!
Keith Sandals, Flat Earth Believer
In his most confrontational podcast yet, Stephen tries to reason with a Flat Earth conspiracist named Keith Sandals.
Johnny Burt, Pro Wrestler
From the golden era of British Professional Wrestling, Johnny Burt is here to tell his story. It’s a wild wide across continents, in which he battles hazing, robot racism, and circus bears.
Jack Woods, Improv Comic
Jack Woods is a student of improvisational comedy, and is here to defend his artform to a sceptical Stephen.
Microphone Russell - 80s DJ
Back on the air! Microphone Russell is this week’s guest on Edquiring Minds. He talks about his glory days as a pop radio DJ in the 80s and his many, many subsequent falls from grace. Finally, he offers Stephen a strange proposition that will affect both of their futures, one way or another.
Dr Henry Ern - Physicist, Scholar, Donald Duck Enthusiast
Stephen is thrilled to finally welcome an intellectual such as himself on to the podcast. Dr Henry Ern is here to talk about his work in world of particle physics, string theory, and Disney Channel cartoons.
Pete Petemkin and his Llamas
Pete Petemkin runs the charity organisation 'Llama Lovers', which aims to get more people to accept Llamas as pets. He talks to Stephen about what exactly makes these special animals the perfect companions, how they definitely didn't kill his uncle, and why everyone should contact him and take as many Llamas from his as possible.
Season Two, Episode One - Live Show
Stephen Edwards is back and he intends to kick off season two with a lively chat with world class Linguist in front of a packed crowd. (Important to note: this is what he intended, not necessarily what actually happened.)
Episode 10 - The Bank Robbery
In the season finale, Stephen is caught in the middle of a daring bank heist. Rather than cower in the corner and await rescue, Stephen attempts to document the heist and interview the bank robber himself.
Episode 8 - Horatio Groff, Video Games Designer
Stephen tests the latest video game creation of his guest, Horatio Groff. What begins as a charming if uneventful Post Man simulator soon turns in a frightening meeting with a non-organic hive mind that has a strong dislike for Taylor Swift
Episode 7 - Tom Cruise, Actor
Stephen is excited to welcome his most high profile guest ever on Edquiring Minds. (For legal reasons, it is important to point out that while this is what he was excited to do. It's not neccessarily what actually happens.)
Episode 6 - Fred Steps, Mothers Against Cosplay
This week Stephen is joined by Fred Steps, a representative of Mothers Against Cosplay. He insists his issue with cosplay is not personal, and outlines his many not-personal reasons for his not-personal view that cosplay is evil. Spoiler alert: it's a pretty personal issue for him.