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You go your whole life without every watching Baywatch and then you watch two episodes back to back, one of which has Danny Trejo playing a pirate. What a wonderfull world this is.
IMDB doesn't tell you this is a show about a deaf lawyer, but it is. It also says Danny Trejo is in two episodes. He is not.
An interesting premise poorly executed in order to make it fit into the bizarre sex fantasy genre it lives in.
IMDB says it best:
"Although Elise is young and beautiful, her husband is no longer interested in having vanilla sex with her. This leaves her bored, unsatisfied and with problems during public masturbation. Then she meets the mysterious photographer Renny and experiences unknown measures of lust and passion. The affair suddenly becomes deadly danger when she learns that he's suspected of woman slayer.
Dennis Hopper stars in this true life story of an FBI informer who operated during the time of The Contra. No where near as intresting a movie as it sounds.
The tragic story of a "lady of the streets" that is not handled well by the cast or the director.
A premise that you think would be hard to mess up is spectacularly wasted in this awful moive about an Ex Cop saving his wife from some terrorists who have taken over a business building. No. It's not Die Hard. Though you'll wish you were watch Die Hard instead.
Colin Firth, who is a genius painter that for some reason works as a forest ranger, can not get over the fact that a stranger he met and married without left him so he goes on a quest across LA to find her. This movie did not age as well as Billy Zane did.
Imagine being married to Rutger Hauer. Terrifying right? Now imagine if you were married to Rutger Hauer by an explosive device. That's what this movie is about.
What happens when Playboy decide to get into the movie business? This. This terrible movie full of beautiful people and guns.
Drug Wars is an epic (only in the sense that it is very long) min-series in which Mr. Trejo only appears in one scene in one episode.
Mainiac Cop 2 is a movie about a zombie cop killing machine in which he only appears in one scene, but it is a lot more fun. Bonus points for the best made for movie rap song ever.
A still in his "prime" Steven Segal takes a break from his job killing drug deals to return to the town where he grew up...and kill drug dealers.