David Hasselhoff stars in an action movie that has THREE names;
B.W, and the The Bean
Bailout
Out on Bail
and as dumb as that fact is it does not convey the lame 80's action move dumbess of the movie itself.
Episode 9: Cage
Reb Brown! The king of b-moves and he is joined by the Incredible goddamn hulk Lou Ferrigno in what is...not that a movie. It's not that great a movie either but it has guns and fights and isn't as racist as it could of been given its Vietnam War framing device and how badly most these movies have aged thus far.
Episode 8: Shannon's Deal (X) and Lock Up
Shanno's Deal 1989:
The first instance int he DTFP of a movie listed on IMDB that is not in circulation anymore. As far as we can tell form the IMDB it was a pilot that never got picked up so there has never been a video or DVD realise and there are no copies anywhere online. we can only assume form the discription
A washed-up lawyer refuses to take a bribe and instead goes after the South American drug cartel that's trying to push those in its way.
and the fact that Danny Trejo is not listed int he main actors section that we are nor missing out on much.
Lock Up 1989:
Stallone trying to shake of the image of a mans man action movie man plays a man who fights and builds cars in maxim security prison. It aint Rocky I but its better than Rocky III.
Episode 7: Kinjite Forbidden Subjects
Ok so...right..this movie...this movie is like...wrong. Notice how I didn't say "bad", even though it totally is, its more than its morally and ethically wrong.
we have an ACTUAL trigger warning on this. And I'm not one for that kind of thing but the film we are talking about on this episode made some truly shocking choices and covers some very uncomfortable ground for what we were expecting to be Charles Bronson shooting minorites.
Episode 6: Bulletproof
You would think a movie in which Gary Busey calls people "butt horn" and drives around in a tank would be better than this.
Episode 5: Death Wish 4
if you've never seen a Death Wish movie before then prepare to have all your expectations...met. It's exactly what you think it is. As ridiculous as it is racist this love note to a to the 80's should of been like all love notes, reconsidered before it was made.